Seriously, Transformers met every expectation of mine, both good and bad. Rather than go through a review of what I thought of it (I loved it), here’s just a list of my expectations:
- BIG robots fighting for most of the movie
- Cheesy scenes meant to make little kids laugh uncontrollably
- One of the most simple plots ever made to sound complicated
- The climactic end fight scene
- The final showdown between Optimus Prime and Megatron
- Good triumphs over evil
- Loud noises throughout
- Teenage romance
- Complete with geek and white-trash girl falling in love
- Long transforming sequences
- Half-second transforming sequences
- SPARKS & EXPLOSIONS
- Government information exposure
- Hacking by people too pretty to understand what hacking is
- Did I say robot fighting?